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“The New Diplomacy” by Tarzana Joe

Thursday, February 5, 2009  |  posted by Hugh Hewitt

Tarzana Joe is the poet laureate of the Hugh Hewitt Show. This week’s poem:

The New Diplomacy
By Tarzana Joe

A hopeful day is dawning
And the changing has begun
Let’s all get down to business
But remember that I won

We’re going to change America
And reason not the cost
I’d love to hear your thinking
But remember that you lost

To this little wine and cheese
I bi-partisan-ly greet you
Before we get to the agenda
Did I mention that I beat you?

When it comes to picking policy
There can only be one chooser
Now I am the decider
And you, friend, are the loser

The deficit is larger
And the GDP is thinner
But that’s the way I want it
And guess what? I’m the winner

The government is growing
And I hope you know your place in it
And every chance I get
I’m going to rub your face in it.

Tarzana Joe is available for all your commissioned poetry needs at What better Valentine’s gift than an original bit of verse?

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