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Science Friday

Friday, August 4, 2006  |  posted by Hugh Hewitt
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(DEAN BARNETT STILL HERE, IN SPITE OF ANDREW SULLIVAN’S LAMENTATIONS)

Inspired by a similar stunt perpetrated by a Joe Scarborough producer, super-blogger Allah downed 7 Amstel Lights (ech!) over three hours and got himself to a .09 alcohol level. The results don’t exonerate Mel Gibson, although Allah files the following suggestive summation:

I report having felt no anti-semitic impulses during my inebriation, aside from an occasional fleeting doubt about whether Israel’s strategy in Lebanon is working and an ill-advised e-mail I sent to Ace with the subject line “Are you a Jew?” in which I addressed him repeatedly as “sugar tits.”

This is indeed odd. I’ve met the Ace of Spades and he is all man. My curiosity piqued, I’ve dedicated myself to running a control experiment over the weekend. Mrs. Soxblog has a couple of lovely bottles of Grgich Hills that she is saving for our next dinner party. In the name of science, I will have to appropriate one of these for study. Sorry honey.

And what a refreshing contrast we provide between ourselves and the leftwing blogosphere. While the nutroots are preoccupied with their continuing Jihad against Joementum, men like Allah and me are sacrificing our bodies to expand the range of human knowledge.

I’ve never been prouder to be a right wing blogger.

 

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