Yesterday on my show, Minnesota Governor Tim Palenty issued a lifetime ice ban against Chad the Elder, aka “Peeps,” of FratersLibertas infamy. The ban applies to all ice, both natural outdoor ice, and indoor rinks. Peeps has not responded well:
For I will skate. Governor “Bull” Pawlenty can dispatch his truncheon-wielding hired goons, his attack dogs, and his water hoses to indoor arenas and outdoor ice rinks throughout the state, but I will remain defiant and unbowed. I will not take a seat at the back of the skating bus Governor. I will stand up to you and your Gestapo state tactics and I will emerge victorious. Skate free or die.
Comparing me to the Bumble is a particularly low blow.