My new Townhall.com column is up. The opening graphs:
John McCain needs to get a hold of the producers of Men In Black I and II quick. The only way Arizona’s longtime thorn-in-the-side of the GOP can claim the Republican nomination is with a neuralyzer, the device the MIB agents use to selectively erase the memory of civilians who have seen the aliens among us at too close a range.
In fact, he’s going to need a lot of them as there’s a lot McCain has to hope Republicans forget as they head to the polls in Iowa, Wyoming, New Hampshire, Michigan and beyond.
Men in Black II Neuralyzer